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May 7

First (spoiler-free) thoughts on “Star Trek”:

inothernews:

  1. Amazing.  Seriously.  The Wrath Of Khan, then this.  Maybe.  Interchageable.  Dunno.  Conflicted.  I kinda liked The Undiscovered Country as much as TWOK. This much is certain: Star Wars SUCKS.  (Kidding!)
  2. Canon intact.
  3. I wonder if they meant to include an alien from one of the latter TNG films.
  4. Cast was great.  Writing, superb.  Music, amazing.  Cinematography, top-notch.  SFX, off-the-hook.
  5. I like the part where _______ and ______ did that ______ and even more ______ after she ________ and then _______ the _________ with _______!  I mean, put some clothes on, dude.
  6. Hardcore Trekkies will be happy with this film.
  7. Softcore Trekkies will be all like, “LESS PORN!!!”
  8. Mr. Les Porn will be all like, “Hey softcore Trekkies, STFU!!!”
  9. Not a single set of Spock ears to be found.  (Licky, you stood me up!)
  10. I should’ve bought popcorn.

I LOVE AARON AND HIS TREK FEVER. there i said it. Signed…Queen Amidala